|  | | - Everyone should sing the same piece.
- Take your time turning pages.
- Do not worry if you do not have perfect pitch; you may find singing less stressful without it.
- The right note at the wrong time is the wrong note.
- The wrong note at the right time is still a wrong note.
- A wrong note sung timidly is still a wrong note.
- A wrong note sung with authority is an interpretation.
- When not one note of the original remains, a true interpretation has been realized.
- If you happen to sing a wrong note, glare at one of your neighbors.
- If everyone gets lost except you, follow those who get lost.
- If you are completely lost, stop everyone and start an argument about repeat marks.
- Strive to achieve the maximum notes per second—that way you do at least gain the admiration of the totally incompetent.
- If a passage is difficult, slow it down. If it is easy, speed it up—everything will work itself out in the end.
- Markings for slurs, dynamics, ornaments, breathing, and so on should be totally ignored. They are only there to embellish the score.
- When everyone else has finished singing, you should not sing any notes you may still have left.
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